Terms & Conditions
Effective Date: 08/29/2024
Welcome to NeatBids After Dark! These Terms and Conditions ("Terms") govern your access to and use of our website located at www.neatbidsafterdark.com (the "Website") and all related services provided by NeatBids Market Place, LLC ("we," "us," or "our"). By accessing, browsing, or using the Website in any manner, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms in their entirety. If you do not agree to these Terms, you must immediately discontinue use of the Website and all associated services.
0. Age Verification and Restriction
You must be at least 18 years old (or the age of majority in your jurisdiction, whichever is greater) to access or use this Website. By using this Website, creating an account, placing an order, or engaging with any content, you affirmatively represent and warrant that you meet the minimum age requirement. We reserve the right to implement age verification processes at any time and in any manner we deem appropriate, which may include requiring submission of identification documentation. Provision of false information regarding your age constitutes a material breach of these Terms and may result in immediate account termination, order cancellation, and potential legal consequences. We do not knowingly collect information from or market to individuals under the age of 18 and take reasonable precautions to prevent minor access to explicit content.
1. Legal Jurisdiction and Governing Law
These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, United States, without regard to conflict of law principles. By using this Website, you irrevocably consent to the exclusive jurisdiction and venue of the state and federal courts located in Pennsylvania for the resolution of any disputes arising from or related to these Terms, your use of the Website, any transactions conducted through the Website, or any products purchased. You waive any objection based on forum non conveniens or any objection to venue of any such action. The United Nations Convention on Contracts for the International Sale of Goods shall not apply to these Terms.
2. User Accounts and Security
To access certain features of the Website, you may be required to create an account. You represent and warrant that:
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All information provided during registration and maintained in your account is accurate, current, and complete;
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You will promptly update your information to maintain its accuracy;
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You will maintain the strict confidentiality of your account credentials;
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You will implement reasonable security measures to prevent unauthorized access;
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You accept full responsibility for all activities occurring under your account, whether or not authorized by you;
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You will promptly notify us of any unauthorized use or security breach.
We reserve the right to verify account information at any time. We further reserve the absolute right, in our sole discretion, to suspend, terminate, or restrict your account, with or without notice, if we have reason to believe you have violated these Terms, engaged in fraudulent activity, provided false information, or otherwise used the Website in a manner deemed inappropriate or unlawful.
3. Acceptable Use of Website
You agree to use the Website only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. Without limitation, you shall not:
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Violate any local, state, national, or international law, regulation, or order;
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Interfere with, disrupt, or compromise the functionality, security, or integrity of the Website, servers, networks, or data;
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Attempt unauthorized access to systems, accounts, or user data;
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Transmit or upload viruses, malware, spyware, adware, or any malicious code;
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Engage in any activity that could disable, overburden, or impair the Website;
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Post or transmit any content that is unlawful, threatening, abusive, defamatory, obscene, vulgar, or invasive of another's privacy;
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Use data mining, robots, scrapers, or similar data gathering methods;
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Create a false identity or impersonate any person or entity;
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Manipulate identifiers to disguise the origin of content;
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Collect or harvest user information without explicit consent.
We reserve the right to monitor all Website activity and to remove or block any content or user that violates these provisions or is otherwise objectionable, at our sole discretion and without prior notice.
4. Intellectual Property Rights and Protections
All content on the Website—including without limitation all text, images, photographs, logos, trademarks, graphics, icons, videos, audio clips, digital downloads, data compilations, software, code, and the design, selection, and arrangement thereof—is the intellectual property of NeatBids Market Place, LLC, its licensors, or content suppliers and is protected under United States and international copyright, trademark, patent, trade secret, and other intellectual property or proprietary rights laws.
You are granted a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable, revocable license to access and use the Website content solely for your personal, non-commercial use in connection with the services and products offered. You may not:
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Reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell, or exploit any portion of the Website;
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Modify, adapt, translate, reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble any portion of the Website;
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Remove any copyright, trademark, or other proprietary notices;
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Frame or utilize framing techniques to enclose any trademark, logo, or other proprietary information;
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Use any meta tags or any other "hidden text" utilizing our name or trademarks;
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Create derivative works based on any content from the Website;
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Use any automated means to access, monitor, or interact with the Website.
Any use of the Website or its content other than as specifically authorized herein, without the prior written permission of NeatBids Market Place, LLC, is strictly prohibited and will terminate the license granted herein.
5. Product Listings, Transactions, and Representations
NeatBids After Dark operates as a platform for the sale of adult products. While we strive to provide accurate, complete, and current information, we do not warrant or guarantee:
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The accuracy, completeness, reliability, or availability of any product listings;
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That product descriptions, images, specifications, pricing, or availability information is error-free;
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That defects will be corrected or products will remain available;
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That the Website will be compatible with your equipment or free of errors or viruses.
All products are subject to availability and we reserve the right to discontinue any product at any time. Prices are subject to change without notice. We may place restrictions on quantities purchased and limit sales to certain geographic regions.
All transactions are between buyers and NeatBids Market Place, LLC and/or its authorized suppliers. By placing an order, you represent that products purchased will be used only in a lawful manner. We reserve the right to refuse or cancel orders at our discretion, including cases where we identify errors, inaccuracies, or product unavailability.
6. Legal Compliance and User Responsibility
You acknowledge and agree that you are solely and entirely responsible for ensuring that your purchase, possession, and use of any products complies with all applicable federal, state, and local laws, regulations, ordinances, and guidelines in your jurisdiction. The legal status of certain adult products varies considerably across different jurisdictions, and we make no representations or warranties regarding the legality of any product in any particular location.
You expressly acknowledge and agree that:
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We do not guarantee that products are legal for use, possession, or import in your jurisdiction;
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We shall not be liable for any illegal or unauthorized use of products purchased through our Website;
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Certain products may be subject to special regulations, restrictions, or prohibitions in various jurisdictions;
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You assume all legal risk associated with the purchase, import, possession, and use of any product;
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You will comply with all applicable customs regulations and requirements for any international shipments.
We reserve the right to decline processing orders for certain jurisdictions where products may be prohibited or where shipping restrictions apply.
7. Shipping, Privacy, and Confidentiality
Your privacy and confidentiality are paramount. All products are shipped in plain, unmarked packaging without any identifying information regarding the contents or the nature of our business. Shipping documentation will not reference adult products or explicit materials.
Billing statements will reflect a discreet merchant name that does not identify the Website or the nature of products purchased. While we strive to maintain customer confidentiality, we cannot guarantee that all payment processors or financial institutions will display the discreet billing descriptor in all customer-facing interfaces.
Shipping timelines provided are estimates only and not guarantees. Delivery times may vary due to processing time, shipping carrier delays, customs clearance for international orders, and other factors beyond our control. We are not liable for any delays, damages, or losses occurring during shipment once products have been transferred to the shipping carrier.
By providing your shipping information, you warrant that you are legally authorized to receive deliveries at the designated address. We reserve the right to verify shipping addresses and to cancel orders with unconfirmed or unauthorized delivery locations.
8. Returns, Refunds, and Satisfaction Policy
Due to the personal and intimate nature of adult products, we enforce a strict and comprehensive returns policy designed to protect both consumer health and business integrity:
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Non-returnable Items: Any used or opened items, including but not limited to toys, lingerie, consumable products (such as lubricants, enhancers, or intimate hygiene products), or any product with broken or tampered hygiene seals, packaging, or security features, cannot be returned or exchanged under any circumstances for health and safety reasons.
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Eligible Returns: Returns are considered only for unused, unopened items in their original, sealed packaging, and only if they are:
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Defective upon arrival despite being unused;
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Damaged during shipping while remaining sealed;
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Materially different from the product description in ways that cannot be ascertained without opening the product.
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Return Process Requirements:
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All return requests must be initiated within 14 calendar days of delivery;
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Return authorization must be obtained before sending any product back;
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Photographic documentation of the condition of the product and packaging may be required;
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Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer unless the return is due to our error;
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Proof of original purchase is required for all returns.
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Refund Processing: Approved refunds will be processed to the original payment method only. Processing times vary depending on payment method and financial institutions. Store credit may be offered as an alternative form of refund at our discretion.
We reserve the right to deny any return that does not meet these requirements or that we determine, in our sole discretion, violates the integrity of our health and safety standards. Our complete Returns and Refunds Policy, including specific procedures, can be viewed at www.neatbidsafterdark.com/returns.
9. Payment Processing and Billing Authorization
By submitting payment information in connection with a purchase, you:
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Expressly authorize NeatBids Market Place, LLC to charge the applicable purchase amount, including any taxes, shipping fees, or other charges disclosed at checkout, to your designated payment method;
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Authorize recurring charges if you enroll in any subscription service, membership program, or installment plan until such time as you cancel in accordance with the applicable terms;
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Warrant that you are the authorized user of the payment method provided;
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Agree to maintain sufficient funds or credit available to cover all charges;
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Accept responsibility for all payment processing fees or currency conversion charges imposed by your financial institution;
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Understand that encryption is used to protect payment information during transmission, but that no method of electronic transmission or storage is 100% secure.
Subscription services, if available, will automatically renew for successive periods unless cancelled in accordance with our cancellation procedures. You are responsible for maintaining accurate and current billing information. We reserve the right to use third-party payment processors and to share necessary billing information with such providers to complete transactions.
We may submit charges for declined transactions multiple times to facilitate successful processing. Fraudulent transactions or chargeback requests made without legitimate basis may result in account termination and potential legal action.
10. Limitation of Liability and Disclaimer of Warranties
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW:
a) DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES: THE WEBSITE AND ALL PRODUCTS, SERVICES, CONTENT, AND MATERIALS ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS, WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. NEATBIDS MARKET PLACE, LLC EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT, AND WARRANTIES THAT MAY ARISE OUT OF COURSE OF DEALING, COURSE OF PERFORMANCE, USAGE, OR TRADE PRACTICE. WE MAKE NO WARRANTY THAT: (I) THE WEBSITE OR PRODUCTS WILL MEET YOUR REQUIREMENTS OR EXPECTATIONS; (II) THE WEBSITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, TIMELY, SECURE, OR ERROR-FREE; (III) THE RESULTS OBTAINED FROM USE OF THE WEBSITE OR PRODUCTS WILL BE ACCURATE, COMPLETE, OR RELIABLE; OR (IV) ANY ERRORS WILL BE CORRECTED.
b) LIMITATION OF LIABILITY: NEATBIDS MARKET PLACE, LLC SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO DAMAGES FOR LOST PROFITS, GOODWILL, USE, DATA, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES (EVEN IF WE HAVE BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES), RESULTING FROM: (I) YOUR ACCESS TO, USE OF, OR INABILITY TO ACCESS OR USE THE WEBSITE; (II) ANY CONDUCT OR CONTENT OF ANY THIRD PARTY ON OR RELATED TO THE WEBSITE; (III) ANY PRODUCT PURCHASED OR OBTAINED THROUGH THE WEBSITE; (IV) UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS, USE, OR ALTERATION OF YOUR TRANSMISSIONS OR CONTENT; (V) PRODUCT MALFUNCTION OR MISUSE; (VI) PERSONAL INJURY OR PROPERTY DAMAGE RESULTING FROM USE OF ANY PRODUCT; OR (VII) ANY OTHER MATTER RELATING TO THE WEBSITE, OUR PRODUCTS, OR SERVICES.
c) RISK ASSUMPTION: YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT ANY MATERIAL OR INFORMATION DOWNLOADED OR OTHERWISE OBTAINED THROUGH THE USE OF THE WEBSITE IS DONE AT YOUR OWN RISK AND THAT YOU WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE OR LOSS THAT RESULTS FROM SUCH ACTIVITIES. YOU ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ADEQUATE PROTECTION AND BACKUP OF DATA AND EQUIPMENT USED IN CONNECTION WITH THE WEBSITE.
d) LIMITATION ON RECOVERY: IN NO EVENT SHALL OUR TOTAL LIABILITY TO YOU FOR ALL DAMAGES, LOSSES, AND CAUSES OF ACTION, WHETHER IN CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), OR OTHERWISE, EXCEED THE AMOUNT PAID BY YOU TO US FOR PRODUCTS PURCHASED THROUGH THE WEBSITE DURING THE TWELVE (12) MONTHS IMMEDIATELY PRECEDING THE EVENT GIVING RISE TO LIABILITY.
e) APPLICABILITY: SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT ALLOW THE EXCLUSION OF CERTAIN WARRANTIES OR THE LIMITATION OR EXCLUSION OF LIABILITY FOR CERTAIN DAMAGES. ACCORDINGLY, SOME OF THE ABOVE LIMITATIONS AND DISCLAIMERS MAY NOT APPLY TO YOU. TO THE EXTENT THAT WE MAY NOT, AS A MATTER OF APPLICABLE LAW, DISCLAIM ANY IMPLIED WARRANTY OR LIMIT OUR LIABILITIES, THE SCOPE AND DURATION OF SUCH WARRANTY AND THE EXTENT OF OUR LIABILITY SHALL BE THE MINIMUM PERMITTED UNDER SUCH APPLICABLE LAW.
11. Indemnification and Release
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless NeatBids Market Place, LLC, its parent company, subsidiaries, affiliates, partners, officers, directors, agents, contractors, licensors, service providers, subcontractors, suppliers, and employees from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, awards, losses, costs, expenses, fines, and fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees and legal costs) arising out of or relating to:
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Your violation of these Terms or any other policy incorporated herein;
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Your violation of any third-party right, including without limitation any intellectual property right, publicity, confidentiality, property, or privacy right;
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Your use or misuse of the Website, products, or services;
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Any content or information you submit, post, or transmit through the Website;
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Your negligent or willful misconduct in connection with the Website or products;
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Any bodily injury, property damage, or other harm caused to any person as a result of your use of any product.
This defense and indemnification obligation will survive these Terms and your use of the Website. We reserve the right, at your expense, to assume the exclusive defense and control of any matter for which you are required to indemnify us, and you agree to cooperate with our defense of these claims.
Furthermore, if you have a dispute with one or more users or third parties, you release NeatBids Market Place, LLC from all claims, demands, and damages of every kind and nature, known and unknown, arising out of or in any way connected with such disputes.
12. Privacy and Data Security
Your privacy and the security of your personal information are important to us. Your use of the Website and our services is governed by our comprehensive Privacy Policy, which is incorporated into these Terms by reference and can be reviewed at www.neatbidsafterdark.com/privacy.
By using the Website, you acknowledge and consent to the collection, use, storage, and disclosure of your information as described in our Privacy Policy, including the transfer of this information to our service providers, partners, and other third parties for processing and storage.
We implement reasonable technical, administrative, and physical safeguards designed to protect personal information, but no method of transmission over the Internet or electronic storage is completely secure. We cannot guarantee absolute security of data and are not responsible for circumvention of any privacy settings or security measures contained on the Website.
Without limiting the terms of our Privacy Policy, you understand and agree that we reserve the right to:
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Retain purchase records and transaction data as required for business, legal, and tax purposes;
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Monitor usage patterns, traffic, and interactions with the Website for security purposes;
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Disclose your information when required by law or in good faith belief that such action is necessary to comply with legal processes or protect our rights.
Should you become aware of any security breach affecting your account or personal information, you agree to notify us immediately.
13. User-Generated Content and Communication Standards
You acknowledge that any content you submit, post, or display on the Website—including product reviews, forum posts, questions, comments, suggestions, or ideas (collectively, "User Content")—may be viewed by other users and may be collected and used by us in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
By submitting User Content, you:
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Grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media;
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Represent and warrant that you own or control all rights to such content, that all content is accurate, and that use of the content does not violate these Terms and will not cause injury to any person or entity;
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Agree not to submit any content that:
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Is false, misleading, or inaccurate;
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Is defamatory, abusive, harassing, threatening, or invasive of another's privacy;
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Promotes illegal activities or contains sexually explicit material not directly relevant to product reviews;
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Infringes upon any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright, or other proprietary rights;
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Contains software viruses or any other code designed to interfere with website functionality;
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Impersonates any person or entity or falsely states or otherwise misrepresents your affiliation;
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Constitutes unsolicited commercial communications or "spam";
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References minors or individuals under the age of 18 in any context.
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We have the absolute right, but not the obligation, to monitor, edit, refuse to post, or remove any User Content, in whole or in part, for any reason whatsoever, including content that we determine, in our sole discretion, violates these Terms or is otherwise objectionable. We may terminate or suspend access to all or part of the Website to any user who posts objectionable content, at our sole discretion, without prior notice or liability.
14. Modification of Terms
We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify, alter, update, or replace these Terms, in whole or in part, at any time and without prior notice. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting the revised Terms on the Website. Your continued use of the Website following the posting of revised Terms constitutes your acceptance of and agreement to be bound by such changes.
It is your responsibility to check the Terms periodically for changes. If you do not agree to any revised Terms, you must immediately discontinue use of the Website. We will make reasonable efforts to notify users of material changes through the Website, but are not obligated to provide individual notice.
Historical versions of these Terms may be archived by us but are not publicly available. No amendment to these Terms shall be valid unless made in writing by us. These Terms may not be amended by oral agreement.
15. Termination and Account Suspension
We reserve the right to terminate, suspend, or restrict your access to the Website or any part thereof, without prior notice or liability, at our sole discretion, for any reason whatsoever, including but not limited to:
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Violation of these Terms or any incorporated policy;
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Violation of any applicable law, regulation, or order;
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Engagement in conduct that restricts or inhibits others from using the Website;
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Interference with the operation of the Website or our business activities;
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Engaging in fraudulent activity or providing false information;
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Non-payment of any fees or charges when due;
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Investigation of suspected misconduct.
In the event of termination:
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All licenses and rights to use the Website shall immediately terminate;
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You must promptly cease all use of the Website;
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We may delete or deactivate your account and all related information and files;
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We may bar any further access to such files or the Website;
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Outstanding payment obligations will survive termination;
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We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time.
Sections of these Terms that, by their nature, should survive termination shall survive, including without limitation ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnification, and limitations of liability.
16. Miscellaneous Legal Provisions
a) Entire Agreement: These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy and any other policies or guidelines posted on the Website, constitute the entire agreement between you and NeatBids Market Place, LLC regarding your use of the Website and supersede all prior and contemporaneous agreements, proposals, or representations, written or oral.
b) Severability: If any provision of these Terms is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, illegal, or unenforceable for any reason, such provision shall be eliminated or limited to the minimum extent such that the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect.
c) No Waiver: Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision, nor shall it affect our right to enforce such right or provision at any point in the future. No waiver shall be effective unless in writing and signed by an authorized representative of NeatBids Market Place, LLC.
d) Force Majeure: We shall not be liable for any failure or delay in performance due to causes beyond our reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, natural disasters, pandemic, epidemic, acts of government, acts of terror or civil unrest, technical failures, or other similar causes.
e) Assignment: These Terms, and any rights and licenses granted hereunder, may not be transferred or assigned by you without our prior written consent, but may be assigned by us without restriction and without notice to you.
f) Relationship of Parties: Nothing in these Terms shall be construed as creating any agency, partnership, joint venture, or other form of joint enterprise between you and NeatBids Market Place, LLC.
g) Electronic Communications: By using the Website, you consent to receiving electronic communications from us. You agree that any notice, agreement, disclosure, or other communication that we send you electronically will satisfy any legal communication requirements, including that such communications be in writing.
h) Headings: The section titles in these Terms are for convenience only and have no legal or contractual effect.
i) Contact Information Updates: You are responsible for providing current, accurate contact information for your account and promptly updating any changes.
17. Contact Information
If you have any questions, concerns, or requests related to these Terms, or if you need to provide notices under these Terms, please contact us at:
NeatBids After Dark
NeatBids Market Place, LLC
347 Main Street
Brookville, PA 15825
Email: neatbids@hotmail.com
Phone: 814-738-9334
We strive to address all inquiries within 3 business days, though complex matters may require additional time for resolution.
BY USING THIS WEBSITE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THESE TERMS OF SERVICE, UNDERSTAND THEM, AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY ALL OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATED HEREIN.